Tuesday, January 04, 2005

Bold Mission Statement.

Well, okay, this all seems to be working. So this is The Paperbacks "blog", which I thought would be a handy tool for when we were traveling or recording or something and we were suddenly overcome with a violent, collective urge to say something to the "world". Also, I figured we could put up pictures. Can't you do things like that? I think you can. Anyway, that was my idea. Oh, and I also have some completely outlandish, nonlinear and largely misspelled theories about various random celebrities/financial institutions/sea creatures; this shall be my forum to expand upon them.

In all likelihood, this whole project will devolve into monosyllabic arguments between me and Jack about whatever's happening on the current episode of "Alias". But I foresee much magical text being issued while we slide down that slippery, slippery slope.

Before wrapping this all up, I feel compelled to mention that our website has been updated.

Happy New Year!

Sincerely,
Doug.






4 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

for some reason i feel overwhelmingly compelled to make fun of you for having a web blog. so hahahah. there. ha.

now that im in the same town as you, i want to buy you lots of beer and poke you in the ribs multiple times. hows that for enticing? talk to you soon. kellee.

4:26 PM  
Blogger Doug said...

Sounds intriguing. Send me a proposal delineating which ribs will be among the poked, as well as some clear numbers ("multiple" is pretty vague), and your project may be eligible for funding from the federal government. Include graphs.

In addition, I learned from this very site (blogger.com) that bloggers are very important. They are, in fact, People of the Year. This is according to a publication of some sort, so it's inarguable. Very few people get to be People of the Year, except apparently millions of anonymous people on the intra-naught. So blogs are very elite and wonderful.

Plus, welcome home.

Love,
Doug.

5:16 PM  
Blogger Rob said...

Please tell us more about your aquatic animal theories, Doug. Intriguing.

Do you watch Alias for the intricate plot or for Jennifer Garner? Or perhaps both?

Great idea setting this thing up guys.

Rob T

11:16 AM  
Blogger Doug said...

Hey, Rob!

I watch Alias to hear the following words/phrases uttered almost continually: Endgame, Intel, My Supply of Rimbaldi Fluid Has Been Compromised and the eternally mysterious Dead Drop. It totally screams "drinking game".

What I learned during the season premiere, though: what's funny for one hour is profoundly depressing for two.

8:23 PM  

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